geico gecko x jake from state farm romance

Commando Cardi B

idk what to put here

I presume these are both a bit of banter, but given the guy in the picture...

"Career 53% free-throw shooter opens Big Chicken shack in Mukilteo"

What about it?

https://www.heraldnet.com/news/career-53-free-throw-shooter-opens-big-chicken-shack-in-mukilteo/

My husband loves Penn Ave Whole Foods parking garage smell.

i mean he probably ain’t wrong

He’s like if Jekyll was microdosing the potion that turns him into Hyde

"Babies are absolutely biodegradable"

“Where toddlers are shooting people”

I’m suddenly hungry

What about it?

Source to this masterpiece: https://reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/kauAL2pmBD