Plattdeutsch sounds like a Dutch person trying to translate my Swiss German dialect into English.

It’s like fat-Highlander

Water park Hitler

big hairy bois in stubbies flaunting their puku

Another one from the US of A

MF did a whole Brock Lesnar German Suplex with her whole vagina out

Flying ‘alien attackers’

It looks like someone nutted blood on him

Spider capable of causing permanent erections shuts down entire supermarket

Thats one way of putting it

Mommy cloud and daddy cloud