My garden yielded a scrotum corn.. I'm conceding naming it a "Scorn" variety. Other ideas?

300 Jets

License and registration.

Healing nicely. Mechanic told me in two weeks I get the staples out. Hope it doesn’t scar.

Going to war

Saw this on Facebook Marketplace - "Like New"

Decent price

Koala is a repeat offender

But which kind?

Yes, yes I will.

Appreciated the pun driving behind this truck today.