Trouserator, the ass destroyer

Zippor, vice vindicator

Queen Nova, ruler of the house

Beancardo the Bronx Protector

The clam gods of the waters, the creators of the ocean

Smoky, Defender of the Storage units.

What about it?

He is healing

FUDGE: MIGHTY DEFENDER OF THE KINGOM

Ma and Pa: the Suave Sentinels

The Naked Crusader

Garfimus Prime: Protector of the lasagna people

"Robber" 100hp, 960 pain, 450 damage, 50 defense