Since no one could fully fix it, I fixed my own post and now it is fully correct (I hope)

Cat if they were blueberry

I'm you're uncle. ARRR-GYLLLLLEEE!!!

Glad to get that straightened out

War is hell.

Thanks Richard

When you don't know what is he doing

Probably staged

garfgield

When you finish watching a VHS tape

From r/norules