On my flight today

If you let your crotch goblins do this, you fucking suck.

If only there was a premade hole

Does the “push to open” ever actually work?

I just bought these wipers, opened them up to replace my old ones, and it's cracked. And of course, it's the driver's side wiper that has the crack in it

The size of the fire that got the cops called on us

What about it?

Cops and a full size fire truck came to check it out

My bike tire's tube pulled out after I inflated it

Lock installed the wrong way in my hotel

What about it?

The lock for my bathroom door in my hotel was installed the wrong way, and guess what, it doesn't even move when you twist the lock.

Bro it's literally right there

What is wrong with people?

What about it?

I live on the second floor and the package was delivered at the bottom of the stairs. When I went down to get it, it wasn't there anymore :/. A couple days ago I also had a package from Chewy that said delivered (but the rest of of the order wasn't) while I was at work. Came home to nothing and assumed that whoever was handling it must've misclicked. Next day, after I got home from work, the package was there, opened, and one of the food box was opened too. Just why?

This lack of originality