SCP-9516 "The Warden", object class: Keter

draft dodging

Laundry Day

Mugshot

Telling people to go fuck themselves in a god-honouring way

they weren't lying

Definitely not starting a sex cult here.

Average day on Tumblr

He says this, but he was defeated in three turns by a guy who forgot he did that.

[Marvel] Little known ability of the spider-sense: hyphen detection.

Plot twist: they're all layers of the Abyss