When you get bored of Elves and Humans in your fantasy games...

It'll happen eventually.. right?

The spider is bigger than a pony

Powerful, addictive healing potions that work only temporarily. You COULD use them as a cheap way to better mankind, or you could be me and have my Pf2e alchemist player refine and enhance the addictive nature for increased profits.

They'll never expect mere Boblin to give my infamous 'Wash away the colors' BBEG speech..

They have NEVER forgiven me. I did it ONE TIME.

They'll be fine.. they're tanky! ..Right?

They literally just slapped Darkvision on VHuman and called it a day

Most adventurers never succeeded with their dreams of becoming a hero... the world needs NPCs too.

When the DM gave you what you needed, but …

Big whoops