I. Am. Sore

Be boring if you offer another sword

Hold on babe

I suppose you think that was very clever

This is The Fellowship of the Ring. How screwed is Middle-earth?

Me after the bank holiday weekend

Which Answer would you pick?!

Miranda and Cate too

Just in case you find yourself getting hungry…

Happy Birthday, Billy Boyd! You've hardly aged a day.

Gauntlets never break an oath.