Why didn't the Fellowship include Andy Dufresne? I mean, he he would have had to crawl through a river of orc shit, but he would have come out smelling clean (enough) on the other side, right?

This made me chuckle (by Daniel Seex)

My puppy requesting his favourite dish

Oh you’re a Tolkien fan? How many times have you read this then?

King Guyladriel

Gandalf really out here

A meme for every line in LotR: Day 236

No one talks about this

Sorry Trevor it’s time for haste

tuna the grey, that's what they used to call me. I am tuna the vomit and I come back to you know at the turning of the stomach.

anyone else feel like a badass wizard whenever they skip an ad?