He wasn't hit in the head by the coconut, but the bacteria hit his well-being like a ballistic missile.

Hiding is pointless

Surely that town in the middle of nowhere would be safe

It would be three years before you received any medical treatment

"She needs help"

You’ll never be the same.

The biggest non-dinosaur carnivore ever seen...

The Fermi paradox is an interesting concept.

No Known Cure

Pelvic floor dysfunction. No known cure.

Hoping the snail touches before your sanity ends

They wont ever find what remains.