Saw this somewhere else. Marriott trying to bamboozle people lol.

I see your 5 dollar Cheetos. I present you with 6 dollar Doritos..

I just pressure washed the patio.

Ah yes. The extended parking lot.

What the fuck is a sidewalk.

One of my co-workers likes to bend all the pen caps.

1 - 1 1/2 hour wait time for a sandwich 🫣

Bruh.

Taken on my potato phone

The big price isn’t the cost, but the “savings”

Neighbor fled for the hurricane but left a bunch of crap on the side of his house.

For those of you who haven’t experienced a hurricane, part of prepping is pulling inside anything that could potentially fly away.

This is not what I meant by “veggie burger.”

Context: Ordered a veggie burger from Burger King. Instead of the vegetarian patty, they put no patty at all, leaving only the veggies and bun which is not what I wanted. Didn’t realize till I got home

Paid $1.79 for this taco