A friend of a friend is allergic to typing normally

I can't even understand what they're trying to say 😭

The cost of parking near my apartment

This monstrosity added to our dishpit.

Just came back from 3 weeks of renos(load in crew) and I see the "completely necessary" backflow apperatus. They told us they couldn't put it behind the wall, and it needed to be that height. Immediately I see the problems that are going to arise from this. We don't have very gentle dishwashers, and this thing is going to be destroyed and leaking within a week.

Cupcakes

Cupcakes my wife bought.

Mildly dissatisfied with my current cellphone provider

How long do I have to wait now?

My toilet paper wasn't cut the whole way through

Looked up “old” in the emoji search while texting

Infuriating because I am not old but apparently pagers, floppy discs, and videotapes are!

Got charged for supplying my own part...

I hate my high school

When leaving lunch to go back to the office………

Went to get in to my 200 to head back to the office after grabbing lunch and found this. Dad keeps a cane in my car incase we go somewhere in this instead of his van and used that to put the car into neutral and coast it out of this spot from the passenger seat so I could get in.