Bart: Dad, why aren't you saying anything? Where's our motorboat? Homer: I didn't like it. The mast had termites. Lisa: Why would a motor boat have a mast? Homer: Because... the thingy was... shut up!

Oh Hallelujah, our problems are solved...we have banana bread.

Sounds to me like someone's got a case of "the s'pose'das."

I wanna C U P

"You can't hide from me in this house Bart! I spend 23 hours a day here!"

Favorite pointless argument?

Never let your little brother borrow your stuff.

skill issue

Kid gets mad at me for eating what I want during lunch

He’s got the right spirit

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