All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says "Capricorn", and something with coconut on it

How are my boys doing Homer?

Did you call me Spud?!

It's NFL cut day so if your name's not called, congrats you've made the team. Except you, you, and you you're cut.

Look what came in the mail today boys!

Hello, Dean. You are a stupid head

Ovulate, damn you, ovulate!

SE09EP18

Seen a few of these lately so here's my submission

Since it's almost Halloween time, what is your favorite Treehouse of Horror episode/segment?

Third notice? Final notice? Some guys are coming?

Bart: Dad, why aren't you saying anything? Where's our motorboat? Homer: I didn't like it. The mast had termites. Lisa: Why would a motor boat have a mast? Homer: Because... the thingy was... shut up!