Usually you just take the box of donuts into the bathroom

"You fool! Now we may never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space."

Belongs here? No? Sorry.

? Made my day.

Hey kids, want to drive through that cactus patch?

I always believe in helping the little guy and you’re the littlest guy I know

All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says "Capricorn", and something with coconut on it

How are my boys doing Homer?

Did you call me Spud?!

It's NFL cut day so if your name's not called, congrats you've made the team. Except you, you, and you you're cut.

Look what came in the mail today boys!

Hello, Dean. You are a stupid head