THEY GOT POOR VINCENT PRICE FLOATING AROUND ON A TOILET CAKE TELLING ME ABOUT THE HORRORS OF AN UNFRESH BOWL.

The Simpsons protect their home

It’s a silent testament to the “Never give up and never think things out” spirit of our citizens

"... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex. It's the Hammock Complex down on 3rd."

He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it.

Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans! Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

When you've put on a little weight this week

No, money down!

EXTRA EXTRA! THE BE SHARPS SING ON ROOFTOP!

“Hehehe, losers!”

Map of Springfield. Apparently it is a hell of a town. The schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down.