"Her turn-ons include thievery and liquor. Her turns-offs include underpants, pedestrians, and justice."

Best of Snake?

Look out Itchy, he's Irish!

S7E18

“I shouldn’t have served those North Korean fortune cookies. They were so insulting: ‘You are a coward.’ No one likes to hear that after a nice meal.”

The Simpsons are going to Mexico!

Isn’t it strange that no Simpsons character introduced past Season 10 has been memorable?

Excuse me, Paul Bunyan never fought Rodan!

There he is, seat 3-F

Keep it down in there everybody!

Season 8 episode 6

You know fellas, I look at the admissions board a lot like a baseball team. You all like baseball, don’t you?

Yes, well to have a successful baseball club you need teamwork. NOT SOME HOT-DOG ADMISSIONS OFFICER PLAYING BY HIS OWN RULES!!

I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Superintendent Chalmers is at home, crying like a little girl...well, I guess it is a little funny