You Look at these Beans and Like It Hooman

Orange loves stinky feet

He loves rubbing our feet.

Loki has a cold

Poor little Loki asleep on my gf’s shoulder.

From r/whitepeopletwitter

Routine

Literally Injustice

Stain on countertop

These white marks appear on my stone bathroom countertops and won’t go away with natural stone cleaner. Any tips?

How to clean dried wax?

My wax from a wax melter tipped over and spilled it all down the wall and on the bed.

Is my carpet ruined

Used Hoover spot and stain remover to get a small spot out of the beige area of my rug, and it caused the purple dye to bleed. Any ideas for salvaging?

Why am I finding these in my microwave and around my stove? I keep my microwave shut and use it often. How is it alive? I’m so grossed out.

Yep, spot on.