Time to grow up, college freshmen!

On Facebook

Just passed it in an Uber on a business trip

A family friend said this when I was talking about how much I love using a cordless vacuum.

Body Positivity!

I challenge you

No Contest

Bad Luck Scumbag

My GF couldn't remember the word for lawn mower.

My first thought when I heard Facebook wants the world online...

I love my son. I truly do.