You could have stayed yo ass home

Him: "Baby you so fine" Me: "Oh word ?"

It's not about bad apples, the whole tree is rotten

It doesn't even matter what food it is

Works every time except when I want to take a screenshot

Manifesting success for us all 🥰

Mama Berenstain was eating them up with the matching bonnet & housecoat fits

Don't worry, I've got you.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it

They all dress like JoJo characters

She has to keep him on retainer for future incidents