If I order a burger and a drink that adds up to $18.65, I’m Zelle-ing you that and not a dime more. The rest of that $500 bill ya’ll can work out amongst yourselves 🤷🏽‍♂️✌🏽

Enough is enough 😭

*record scratch*

Makes you feel like that montage of Squidward living the same day over and over

Dude's that hate their family will find any excuse to not be in the house

"Stop trying to make X happen!"

RIP Bob Barker. Spay & neuter your pets

CIA Playbook

Bob, Ricki and Sally…those were the days

It's amazing the things some ppl will believe

Inflation is a bitch