My thumbs both won't extend further than this. Been like this as long as I can remember. No, it's not hitchhiker's thumb.

What’s this?

Someone left this on my windshield.

Almost had a stroke reading this.

The mask in my brother's room

“I appreciate the hesitation though“

Him, while throwing the baby: "YEUCHK!!!"

Big Mama your arm.....

Meanwhile they will try to find the crustiest dustiest mustiest picture whenever a black person is featured on the news

Yeah, yeah, yeah we've been through this recession shit before....just tell me what coupon code I can use to get 10% off on a 2 bedroom brownstone

Let me go focus on my 401k, dawg

As long as we get to MEAT in the middle of the bridge at night.