He has a pet

creature

?

This is a new one for me

Temu sent me like 20 of these things… anyone know what the heck they are?

My name is on the order, but when I look up my orders, there’s no details about what these things are, and I never ordered them!

Found a cryptic twitter account appearing to be posting nonsense

It’s a few years old and I’m curious if anyone knows anything about it? https://twitter.com/RW5kIFRpbWVz

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“Hurricane” as a scheduled event in phone calendar

A few days ago my partner was scrolling through his phone to add things to his work calendar and found that “Hurricane” was a saved event on September 6, 2023. (From 5pm-6pm, lol) He doesn’t remember saving it or making that a note, and he noticed it saved in his phone and sent me that screenshot on August 23, which I believe was before Idalia was proposed. Just a weird thing we noticed. Anyone else have a random weather event inexplicably saved in their calendars?

???

What are these brown dots on the inside of the lid

It’s meadow gold 1% low-fat milk from my school

The hell is this