I'm assuming he's not ambidextrous

Never heard that one before

I wonder how much this Funkopop would be worth

death warmed up

Absolutely crushing insult

You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m telling you why

“the larval state of a british person”

I can imagine what that would sound like

The Irish and their insults

IRL brutal insult

He thinks Rihanna sings "Single Ladies"