"I lost 240 pounds and sometimes my shadows in photos look like Grimace"

Pudding skins

Homosexual Ukrainian Super Soliders

A college student pleaded to retake her online exam after a meatball fell and logged her out early

where'd Bob go?

They nerfed tomatoes

"aggravated homosexuality"

“Eggs are chicken periods”

Well, that’s certainly a different take on eggs…

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...

What do I do now?

His names Jim! He is my son and I love him🥰

Who needs braincells when you have laser eyes