Is your baby racist?

The pre cum from ketchup really be messing my whole meal up sometimes.

My professor's response to some news articles I sent him. Didn't plan on it boss...

preach

"Ukraine's military will become unified through gay sex"

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cwkop-FLjh5/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

"The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one"

“cat spotted and is now staring at a ghost" mode

I don’t know what to say.

“Imagine if you double or triple fat flap it”

Found on a post on r/nottheonion about a lady who snuck a gun into a baseball game in her fat flaps and then went off in the stadium injuring herself.

An odd way to describe someone.

Moon flag pays for hospital