Local guy running a tattoo shop in his basement

There’s so much to unpack here. Personally, it’s the missing apostrophe that gets me.

Anyone able to translate this?

I got this tattoo from a monk in Chiang Mai about 5 years ago and have never known what it means. All I wanted was the unalome (swirly symbol) but was told I needed to "ask for something" or the monk wouldn't give me the tattoo. I was told that when getting a sak yant it is traditional to ask for some sort of very specific blessing (i.e. success in business, happy marriage etc.) and the stylization of the tattoo reflects your wish. I asked for something that symbolized balance and acceptance which were things I was trying to work on in my life. When it was finished I asked what the symbols meant and was told some parable about accepting apples from a strangers without being suspicious of their intentions. I took it with a grain of salt as I know what it means to me and that's all that really matters but have been wondering recently what it actually says. Any help would be appreciated

Sad young life choices. What do you think?

This is what you get for getting a tattoo at home… I plan to fix it somehow, with a cover up or add one.

Chess grandmasters settle cheating allegations over anal beeds

Rocket it raw into my rear baby roaster

LIVE LIFE BIG ASS

Is your baby racist?

The pre cum from ketchup really be messing my whole meal up sometimes.

My professor's response to some news articles I sent him. Didn't plan on it boss...

preach

"Ukraine's military will become unified through gay sex"

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