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You heard of the Bongcloud opening, now here is the Bongo-cloud Coup D´Etat

Top comment picks the next move, legal or not. Day 20: fghxfgh4, b2

what do i do in this position? (martin is kinda fuked)

What do i do in this positing (I'm playing risk of rain btw)

Holy Gex

Actual zombie

Cry some more?

Google en passant

Depth 24 Stockfish 16 (not NNUE). First moves. Also for geography nerds, guess the language!