What do I do in these positions?

What do I do in this position? (I'm an Aeon)

What do I do in this position (I'm trans)

What do I do in this position? (i am a chess theoriest)

What do I do in this position? I’m blue king

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What do I do in this position? (I'm Lucario)

How is this a check mate? Am I missing something?

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What do i do in this position? (my opponent dissolved in water)

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