What do I do in this position? I’m blue king

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What do I do in this position? (I'm Lucario)

How is this a check mate? Am I missing something?

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What do i do in this position? (my opponent dissolved in water)

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I'm the r./AnarchiczneSzachy owner, AMA

You heard of the Bongcloud opening, now here is the Bongo-cloud Coup D´Etat

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