Don't apply if you need to get paid.

DETAILED ART IS DESIRED

What’s a high paying job in a HCOL area that requires no experience, fully remote, and can’t be a position where I actually have to work? PS, posting this on several areas in the region because I can’t be bothered with hunting for these jobs myself.

Beggar Gaslights Self into a position of financial authority

Large pic. Sorry if this is just standard for FB marketplace

1p offer

It's more beggar than choosing beggar, but are they trying to wind me up for a Reddit post? Well they got one!

I need a job paying $500 a week. But will only work on Thursdays and every other weekend. Unless of course it’s nice outside.

CB wants a "free" reward that others pay for to have 🤦‍♂️

Will have your children for 200k/year.

“I caused these overdraft fees and now need neighbors to help pay them off” Downloaded the neighbors app and this was the first thing I saw 🙄

Pay for my weekly massage for my ✨ mental health ✨

CB wants free food due to losing a battle with a seagull..