Finally...

Tried Tinder (and online dating in general) for a month for first time in my life

PiCkY AF... Not with them 4 kiddo's.

A friendly reminder to reread your messages before hitting send… my name isn’t Helen

Is she a coke dealer?

I am genuinely so confused at this job title.

Am i doing this Tinder thing right?

Vampires deserve love just as much as any other species.

I was so close to the worst date of my life

Coffee?

I hate it when kids do coke first

When someone's profile picture is something like this (anything but them), what comes to mind?

Self sabotage is all I know