I don’t think he wants a date

Damn she’s smooth with it

$50 a month for platinum? Yeah, it’s a no from me.

i had a stroke trying to read this

Fastest turn off ever?

She asked to list 3 green flags and 3 red flags.

These new notifications...

Not like I'm currently working in an ER or anything. But in all seriousness these new "Hey come swipe on tinder" messages that happen every 12 hours or so are legit pissing me off because they're always so... I dunno I guess the word would be predatory? I get it's how they make their money, and I've seen no end of the shady bullshit that surrounds their business practices. But it's these kinda things that will easily make me uninstall this app. TLDR, Tinder, I don't get enough matches for this to be cute or funny. Pardon me while I go back to caring for my ER patients.

Left field update: I'm Listicle famous

Steal the post sure, but did they have to take one screenshot out of context and make me the nice "girl"?

I wanna puke

Probably time to give up

No other photos, curious to which one he is