These new notifications...
Not like I'm currently working in an ER or anything.
But in all seriousness these new "Hey come swipe on tinder" messages that happen every 12 hours or so are legit pissing me off because they're always so... I dunno I guess the word would be predatory? I get it's how they make their money, and I've seen no end of the shady bullshit that surrounds their business practices. But it's these kinda things that will easily make me uninstall this app.
TLDR, Tinder, I don't get enough matches for this to be cute or funny. Pardon me while I go back to caring for my ER patients.