Chubby husband trap strikes again
My wife just pulled a bag of vegetables or some bullshit out of the freezer and then pulled this pint of ice cream out and gave me a very sheepish grin. That’s right, she hid it from me, as though I can’t be trusted. When I asked how long she’s had it hidden, guess what she said?!…..TWO MONTHS!!! As though its normal to have enough self control to make 14 ounces of ice cream last 8 weeks!
At least I never need a night light
The high school across the street from me has been under renovation for three years, and the lights were put up a week after I moved in. They can only work between 3pm-11pm during the school year, and there’s almost never anyone working so who knows how long they’ll be up.