Problem solved. Probably.

I'm gonna use this next Sunday.

I mean, i did ask what they like to do for fun lol

Had a couple of exchanges, I thought hmm! May be able to make a friend here. Nope! Sure enough, got an out of pocket response trying to turn the convo seggsual. I just want frieeends

Woke up to the road by my house being washed away.

Having to deal with someone’s dirty shoe every time you want to press the elevator button

Every night without fail

9 fillets in a 10 fillet box

I can’t afford to be paying 10 fillet prices for a mere 9 fillets

I should have known

The answer was crime...

“Chocolate Chip” muffin

My muffin from the Costco bakery. It was supposed to be vanilla chocolate chip, it had a total of 4 chocolate chips (and a chocolate grid on top).

Opera one let's you sync up with other browsers except other Opera's... Even with signing in with my account doesn't sync up...

This gap in the bathroom stall at a park near my house.

I do have smaller hands, but c’mon.

Chubby husband trap strikes again

My wife just pulled a bag of vegetables or some bullshit out of the freezer and then pulled this pint of ice cream out and gave me a very sheepish grin. That’s right, she hid it from me, as though I can’t be trusted. When I asked how long she’s had it hidden, guess what she said?!…..TWO MONTHS!!! As though its normal to have enough self control to make 14 ounces of ice cream last 8 weeks!

I spilt monster energy on my desk and it literally destroyed it!

How is this even possible?! It melted it and now the paint is coming off and it made a bunch of lumps. How??? Is it made of acid??