A pair of boobies photographed in Cornwall

Lucy McRobert, from the Isles of Scilly Wildlife Trust, said having a "pair of boobies" at one location was an "unbelievable sighting". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c88y102qgveo

20minute detour to find the mega chippy doesn't open on Sundays!

I just cooked and egg in the kettle and used the hot water in a hot-water bottle.

To the guy who recommended egg waffles in a bun... I salute you

Pre-ketchup massacre pic. Although some Americans recommend maple syrup... I'm tempted but it feels like I'd have to hand in my passport.

Funnily enough, I WAS actually looking for a good time.

German Café's Full English (with pineapple?)

In Berlin they served me a full English with spicy sausages, a fruit bowl with every fruit bar tomatoes and looked at me in shock when I asked for condiments. Weirdest experience I've had for a while. Fry ups arnt very common here btw.

Has there ever been a more depressing email subject title?

Does anyone else poach their eggs in the microwave?

My spring onion certainly sprung

Found this and it triggered PTSD!

Did anyone else have this burned into their brains for GCSE English?

Found The Sweeney

I’m not a car guy but that’s a great looking heap of metal.