Sounds like we're back in school..

How’s my bio?

Immediately no.

Was this supposed to sweep me off my feet and into his arms, pussy first? Uh bye

Vroom Vroom!

Bruhhhhh

Atleast try a little harder

Well this is one way to look at it

A walking (or standing ) contradiction

Delta Green is a gold mine for potential distressing memes.

Don't trust the road

He later left the house, only in a body bag after you called an ambulance.

2 weeks ago you just thought he was lighting a leftover firecracker but today when look in his window because no one’s seen him in a while all you see is flys covering the windo