I saw the Christmas items out in the supermarket today. It's still August!!

COVID testing 2023

Cost of test is equivalent to about four hours of work, it’s not covered by insurance, and I missed work to avoid spreading whatever it is I have- lost a day and a half of income. There’s a premium paid to be an American

Sprinkler nozzle isn’t centered on the tile

Didn’t notice until today.

Why do I even try

My mother said she got me cotton candy, this is what i got

The way I eat pizza is apparently "mildly infuriating"

Tried opening milk...

mobile ordered at starbucks only to get there and my croissant is sold out

Got a coupon for a free pizza delivery only. Delivery needs a minimum amount

The worst part is - the two topping pizza wasn’t even going to be $17.41 - how upsetting

Two tickets for the exact same event were listed as $216 and $240 on StubHub. But when you make it to the Checkout page, they actually cost the exact same price ($282) due to the "Service Fee" being higher for the cheaper ticket

You can’t even window shop online anymore without companies asking you why you’re not buying anything.