Just carry your trash to the nearest trash can outside the bathroom

The amount of icing on my pop tart

One is decently covered in icing the other barely covered. Seems anymore they have less icing than normally did when I used to get them.

When you think your dad is checking in on you for the first time in years

My mother's Miele oven exploded

He literally ate an hour before this

Someone doesn’t like his diet Taught him not to jump on the stove counter, but apparently he does it when we’re not home to scavenge, even though he gets wet food twice a day and dry food in the afternoon. He is shameless.

Truck on Euro Truck Sim won't fuel up to 1,000L, but stays at 999L

Do I even need to explain why working at a fast food joint sucks? “Top sign reads cup opening inwards” and the bottom one literally reads “cups only, WITHOUT lid”

The scoop included with this lemonade powder is not sized to make measuring easy.

Headphone jack removal in mobile devices is still one of the worst tech decision for consumers

In order to make sure Facebook doesn't train robots to copy my behavior, I have to prove that I am not a robot to Facebook.

Trying to put the vacuum cleaner away..