Marge, there's a spider near my car keys.

Are we to believe that this is some kind of magic Lisa's head or something? Boy, I really some animator got fired for that blunder.

We watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man

The Simpsons Wild Strawberry PopTarts. Anybody Tried These?

He was actually pretty nice to us

my friend: i can't find him online / me:

It's funny to think that a series with only 5 years have surpassed this one with 34 years

Now remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for--

Hey, Ma, how about some cookies?

His name can be said by anyone….

Milhouse!!!!