Jesus we got to write a song about this "We do not incite insurrections we do not incite-

time to change the narrative

Wendell?

Lead with party, end with the bunker

This person was never in any danger.

When I’m on a Zoom and a client asks a stupid question, I mute myself and say these 3 words:

Dear ___ Enclosed is a copy of the consumer report that we ordered from Safety Holdings, Inc. with your authorization, in connection with your ability to become or remain an independent transportation provider using the Uber app. We have also enclosed a summary of your rights under applicable law.

Am I fucked here ? I just got this email from Uber

This will never end if drivers keep accepting these low ball offers

If anxiety was written in sheet music form

My girlfriend hides cute notes in my work bag sometimes and today she left me a crossword.

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