Can anyone tell me what this means?

My buddy has it hanging on his toilet, and I try to figure out what it means… it is some sort of local saying. Do you Dutch guys have any idea what the saying means? Or can you guess?

Rotterdam’s skyline and Supermoon

I’m organising my first EDM festival in the Netherlands!

Amsterdam At Night

Last night's Super Blue Moon rising above the De Gooyer molen in Amsterdam

Shot this with my tele lens from the bridge near the Maritime museum.

Renting in Netherlands

Hello everybody. So few days ago I was at a viewing of an apartment along with multiple candidates. Apartment is nice in good shape. Next day I received below email. Is it normal to send all this without signing anything beforehand?

Product name from AH

So i got this from Albert Heijn yesterday, and is wondering what’s the name of it, does anybody know??

Glitch in the matrix. I only had one of each until this morning

Put the dishes away last night, only had one of each. This morning I go in to the kitchen and have two of each 😬

That last line though

Short girl problems is standing on your tiptoes to reach the top of your pallet!

Im 5'10 😅

What do you think happens if I use it?