And now my bedroom smells like a night club.

costco parking lot, knock yourself out kid

Nicked myself at work

Ouch

NO SIRACHA

I was looking for something hot and sweet basically siracha AND THERE WAS NONE😭

All my replacement screen protectors cracked

Slipped out of the box and fell on the floor so I had to spend another $5 and now wait a few weeks when I have a annoying crack to look it

Don't be an idiot like me and leave a brand new loaf of bread on top of the oven while you're preheating it. Not only did the bag open, but the crust cooked as well. At least I didn't fuck up the milk I bought...

Buddy cut his finger off with his lawnmower

found this in a parking lot a few years ago

I literally start my move across the country tomorrow

My ceramic bowl fell.

First time I've caught it. Fantastic.