Wife snoring 10-12, 1yr old teething 12-2, wife snoring from 2-3, 3-32 sleep, 32 baby up again, move to couch, 35 my dad kicked out for snoring, sits next to me on couch, starts snoring. It's my wife's bday today, we're going to Disneyland. It'

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I decided to walk my dog before rain from the hurricane hit where I live, I tripped over my shoelace, and it broke. Almost got hit by a car (walking on the side walk) and then it started pouring raining WHILE I WAS A 5MIN WALK FROM MY HOUSE.

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Just bought a project home and the wood siding is peeling off every minute... great

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Welp i guess saying a person who violated a child was a horrible cunt of a person finally caught up to me.

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Just paid 10k to move into a brand new condo and ALL of my kitchen appliances broke within a week.

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When its been used alot so it falls out and makes a mess on the floor. 🥲

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Had to use my camera to watch the light.

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Still safe to eat?

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My fruit snacks melted :'(

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And now my bedroom smells like a night club.

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costco parking lot, knock yourself out kid

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