Just got a new job and need the money. One week in…

Fiancé and I have gone this long without getting it, figured it would be safe by now. :/

My hand after being spurred by a rooster

This is before it got infected and I had a tetanus shot

Came home from work to find the kitten had gotten trapped in my room and pulled an Amber Heard.

Thank the lord it didn't soak down to the mattress.

Wanted to sort comments by anything other than Top or New

Poor sour cream

Somebody wanted to go home and decided to rush this pallet out the warehouse 😂

Baby tooth 23 m need extracted is this easy extraction?

dropped my laptop

He tried to add delivery instructions to his airpods

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I went to the office, the dentist and visited a friend yesterday

Good vibes only

Wife snoring 10-12, 1yr old teething 12-2, wife snoring from 2-3, 3-32 sleep, 32 baby up again, move to couch, 35 my dad kicked out for snoring, sits next to me on couch, starts snoring. It's my wife's bday today, we're going to Disneyland. It'

I decided to walk my dog before rain from the hurricane hit where I live, I tripped over my shoelace, and it broke. Almost got hit by a car (walking on the side walk) and then it started pouring raining WHILE I WAS A 5MIN WALK FROM MY HOUSE.