What is this opener called? What do I do in response?

This shit is too easy

What do I do in this position? (I'm white)

Petition

I’m making En Passant Simulator on scratch (idk how to code anything else), I’ll add your stupid ideas

How does the hog move?

Petition to delete this sub

Make this the new logo (hes cooler than the gentleman cat becouse hes aryan)

Pls he threatened to put me into concentration camp if i cant make him the logo of anarchychess. (He lost his balls just like funny austrian man)

Why did I get matched with such a low opponent, is ladder dead?(I'm Ultimate Champion)

Guys I finally crossed 1800 on chesscom!!

Why can’t he just punch his opponent? Is he stupid?