One pear can't decide what to wear

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Work belt corroded on the side I wear on top. Probably all the sweat.

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Two hairs near my scar are strangely long and dark

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A local shop down the road used Toys-R-Us carts

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One of the rocks in my walkway is actually a shell

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I had a rainbow halo as the sun rose

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Guy Fawkes mask

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McDonalds regular Sweet 'N Sour vs the 'As Featured In' variant

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Mother’s Milk Funkpop came in packages backwards

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These ridiculously high cabinets. The guy closest to them is 6’ 2” and can’t reach to even open the top row.

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There's a giant, blue boot in the lobby of my college.

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