One pear can't decide what to wear

Work belt corroded on the side I wear on top. Probably all the sweat.

Two hairs near my scar are strangely long and dark

A local shop down the road used Toys-R-Us carts

One of the rocks in my walkway is actually a shell

I had a rainbow halo as the sun rose

Guy Fawkes mask

McDonalds regular Sweet 'N Sour vs the 'As Featured In' variant

Mother’s Milk Funkpop came in packages backwards

These ridiculously high cabinets. The guy closest to them is 6’ 2” and can’t reach to even open the top row.

There's a giant, blue boot in the lobby of my college.