To the rear of our new 3 acre property

Sometimes I miss the simplicity of console

mad dad

Forever.

Logistics

Long term hotel stay = free upgrade

Nanny, chef, tutor, chauffeur for $2.73 an hour

Well behaved, but not potty trained... wow. I feel bad for those kids.

indian guy on bumble trying to video call me non stop all day (on insta too :S)

CB doesn’t get invited to bachelorette party bc she’s a downer. She threw a GIANT fit until the bride finally said what the hell, you can come. The next day, bride and all 17 females received this email from CB. CB IS NOT the bride or in the bridal party and was invited out of pitty. I can’t 😂😂😂

Free tattoo?!

Oh yeah, for bragging rights though. 😂